We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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