is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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