Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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