Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
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I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
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I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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