so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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