i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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