we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Rumble strips road head = magical
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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