Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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