is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
the raccoons are back...
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