I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
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you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
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Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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