I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
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Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
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You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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