I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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