belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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