awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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