i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
She told me I should be a condom model.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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