in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
