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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?

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• (714): View more from California

  20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.

  (847): View more from Illinois

  It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.

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  Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?

  (574): View more from Indiana

  You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker

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  Do you believe in miracles?

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• (386): View more from Florida

  The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt

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• (915): View more from Texas

  God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.

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