Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
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There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
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I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Put some vodka in it
put some vodka in it
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE