margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
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When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
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Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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