Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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