Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
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When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
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I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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