a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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