Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
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Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
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Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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