Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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