Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
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its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
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She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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