I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
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He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
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You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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