If i come over, it means nothing
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
There are leaves in my underwear?
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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