Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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