a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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