hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
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She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
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Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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