Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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