Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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