Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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