"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
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She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
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I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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