I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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