I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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