I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
do herpes really smell.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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