you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Someone signed my nipple.
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