But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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