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  Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  He made me a period mix..should I back out now?

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.

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• (714): View more from California

  It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.

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• (845): View more from New York

  And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up

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