i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
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well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
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A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
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