How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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