So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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