ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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