I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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