my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
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can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
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Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
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