yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i just google imaged poop.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
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Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
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Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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