It's just like the Real World with babies
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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