never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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