I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
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my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
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I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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