The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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