just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Randomize
