I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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