wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I have so many feelings about this burrito
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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