Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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