I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Randomize